what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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