hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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