I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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