i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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