I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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