these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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