I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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