it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT