I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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