Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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