He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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