I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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