problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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