That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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