Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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