Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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