She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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