I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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