Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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