So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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