If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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