The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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