I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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