This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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