I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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