they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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