i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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