Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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