just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Boobs speak an international language.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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