sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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