I just made out with a guy for $7.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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