wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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