they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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