Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize