i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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