How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think my vagina is haunted
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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