sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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