You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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