Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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