okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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