found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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