Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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