dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
there is glitter all over my balls
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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