why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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