I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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