I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i think i have two assholes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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