Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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