i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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