haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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