is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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