FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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