i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
