So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
