my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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