Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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