i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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