There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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