you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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