I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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