She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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