it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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