Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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