I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
