That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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