Everything about him screamed your future.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize